Battle 3 - Battle at Los Alamos

Oppenheimer


Feynman, your nothing more than an employee
and you ain't my boy.


The theories your propose
are worse than those of foes
and soon you'll be a breeding ground for crows.

Your the average physicist,

and about to feel my fist!

I'll break you into six easy pieces,

with the back of my hand!

So Feynman, rest in peace!

I'm the greatest, but you'll never understand!

Feynman


You can't be talking, 
you went to Harvard.
Mr. Feynman ain't joking,
he's straight up avant garde.


You simply commanded,
I created the nuke.
Go back to your island!
You winning the Fermi award was a crazy fluke!


FermiLab is named after me!
Plus I went to MIT, 
and therefore, am as cool as can be!

Battle 2 - Battle of the Fractals

Mandelbrot


What up Sierpinski,
need some whiskey?
Cause you're gonna need some dullin'
for the pain thats commin'

Infinity is where my set goes to
I even made partial dimensions popular too

Without me, there ain't you
without fractals, your ego would be black and blue

Your triangle is a joke,
you an ugly bloke,
and, oh dang, you about to choke!



Sierpinski


My triangles are elegant
You're formula is chunkier than an elephant

You wouldn't know the Cantor Set was a fractal
even if it was told to you!
and thats cause you're as stupid as fondue

Me and Koch,
we talk about you
he said my fractal is a peacock
and yours is taboo

So Mandelbrot,
please give up
you need to chill bro,
but never hit me up

Sorry for the short one this week :(

Battle 1 - Leibniz VS Newton

Leibniz


Yo Newton, you about to get screwed
I'm about hit you harder than that apple that fell on you!

Calc was created by who?
Well I can say that that who ain't you.
Cause that who is me,
 and I'm the only genius this crowd can see

Newton


Don't be hating on me,
just cause I'm the smartest guy you see in the physicist sea.

Whats that thing on your head?
Oh wait, its your hair?
Its a wretched sight, that i just can't bear!

Please stop now,

before you hurt yourself

Weren't you librarian?

you're no smarter than those damn historians

Leibniz


I ain't just a math champ, I'm the philosopher,
who created the "Stepped Reckoner"

9.8 m/s - a constant a twig could've found
but basic math seems to have you bound!


Newton

Don't tell me to shut up,

you thought like an alchemist

I caused an uproar in physics

and theres nothing wrong with this!

I didn't stop at calculus
I moved on and found gravity
I'm your only truss
and without me, you'd fall due to g!

Those bones an my coat of arms,
those are your arms

I stood on the shoulders of giants
you're a mathematics outcast
you're nothing more than small ants
and I just knocked you over with an Issac-blast!